THE BEST FUCKING SOFTBALL TEAM WEST OF PITTSBURGH, SOUTH OF SCRANTON, AND NORTH OF WILMINGTON
WELCOME!
…unless you are a douchebag. If that is the case, you are unwelcome. Go away.
If you are not a douchebag though, take a look around and let us know what you think. If you think we seem cool, send us some cash and come hang!
Dickbat (A) vs The Foul Tip
Dickbat.com (Away) takes on Just The Foul Tip (Home) in an epic rematch of last years Playoff showdown
Dickbat (A) vs Manatees
Dickbat.com (Away) takes on Manatees (Home). Road Game – Family Dinner to follow!
THE DICKBAT COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou Shall Always Make Dickbat Fun Above All Else
2. Thou Shall Be A Dick
3. Thou Shall Have No Mascots Other Than Mr Mustachio.
4. Boobs = Awesome
5. Thou Shall Blow The Pink Horn
6. Thou Shall Not Tip Manatees on Sundays
7. Girls Get The Tattoo For Free
8. Boobs = Seriously Awesome
9. Skip James
10. Thou Shall Not Give Dogs Tomatoes
11. Thou Shall Watch The First Pitch.